Moonwalking with Einstein

 WITH

Men of superior intellect and codpiece,

A great meeting of the minds took place not long ago in a chamber rich in parchment from all genres, authors, and time periods.  Yes, 5 great minds came together challenging the very depths of their memories in a battle of cognitive fury with one objective in mind, winning a parchment of vast knowledge and understanding!  Bringing unity to this great "cerebrawl," I traveled across our great country to give our sixth member a shot at the memory olympics.  After careful computation, the results are in with the winner of each category as follows:

Poetry: Von Pluma
Playing Cards: Von Pluma
Word List Recall: De Papel
Word Sequence: De Papel

Cheers to both Pluma and Papel on winning their categories!  There were plenty of tight calls in each category and you all fought like fuckin honey badgers!  Having tallied all the points together, one particular Man of the Parchment stood above the rest, and that man is Count Lapiz von Pluma!  Von Pluma, your parchment should be arriving shortly if you have not already received it.  Congratulations.  It was truly an honor to witness such great minds being pushed to their limits.  I hope that our newest parchment, "Moonwalking with Einstein" can help our great minds attain new heights never though possible.

GO FORTH!