Gentlemen,
It has been far too long since we last congregated as a council. I take full responsibility for this lengthy hiatus, and offer myself up for 20 lashings at the next meeting. I'm going to throw out some potential dates for the next meeting. Please take a look, check your calendars, and then leave a comment detailing your preferences:
Fri 21st March
Sat 22nd March
Fri 4th April
Sat 5th April
Yours always,
LLdP