Gentlemen,
I finally got around to doing my laundry from last weekends majestic walk in the woods. As I fumbled through my rucksack I came upon my water bottle that was used to house our council meeting Spiderman. My eyes widened as they tried to focus on what was now living within it's plastic walls.
As you can see our 'little fellow' had thrived in his new home. He had literally sucked up all of the water and grown to super-hero size.
The task of removing him from the bottle was not an easy one; a task I would liken to that of child birth.
Unfortunately my first attempt resulted in a tragic dismembering of his right hand. But on the second try (with the help of heavy lubrication) I was able to bring him into the world successfully. Behold our first son....a son of the parchment...if you will.
He can live at my place until the next council meeting. Then either Colin or Tyson can decide what his future holds. If it's anything like the previous ceremony, I'm sure it won't disappoint.I'll keep you all updated on his progress i.e. first words, walking, web slinging etc.
