Sunday, May 20, 2012
Remember books?
My dear brothers,
I trust by now your insatiable appetites for knowledge are crying out with hunger pains and your cavernous capacities for learning are made even more glaringly disproportionate, in particular to those of the wench's we allow the pleasure of our companionship, by the shear absence of high level stimulus with which to utilize such capacity. It is not without a great deal of disapointment in myself that I come to you with our storied Order's next selection with so many fortnights having passed since our last. One of the struggles faced by great men is to prioritize and share their time and talents with those of lesser ability and means, and such struggles are in many ways responsible for the great span of time since our last meeting. Still, such excuses may extricate lesser men from deadlines and responsibilities, but a MOP it does not. I will not belabor the apology or explanation further except to say that I regret such time has passed since our last meeting.
I will ask that you click on the links below in order and do not read ahead, as the reveal is intended to happen in real time as you go. The parchment selected has been chosen from a carefully considered long list, all of which are worthy and would both entertain and enhance men of even our heightened intellect. The parchment selection is a dystopian story, a fitting genre for the political season we find ourselves in; a time where agendas, platforms and promises of leaders are made for the sole purposes of winning votes, and politics is at the helm of the ship that guides our own future. Not to suggest this is a political book, nor that our own future is dystopian, but novels about a fictional future government resonate a little more loudly when we are deciding our own.
Like several selections before it, our next parchment has been made into several movies over the years and has also served as assigned reading for many school classes. It has both credibility and controversy, as it simultaneously ranks fifth on the list of 100 best English Language Novels of the 20th Century and #52 on the American Library Association's list of most challenged books. In fact, the book was banned in Ireland the year it was published for being anti-family and anti-religion. The story has even inspired an 80s metal band to make an album and title track with the same namesake and message. As you know, science fiction holds a special interest for yours' truly and this book certainly has sci-fi roots, taking place in the year 2540 (as envisioned by someone living in 1931, the year it was written).
This is a relatively short read which also has factored into the choice. Although we have much to discuss before a meeting venue and date can be decided, I wanted to afford the opportunity, or at least the potential for us to have a meeting in Alexandria in relatively short order. Although the MOP are resourceful and adaptive, and I have no doubt wherever and in whatever capacity we will have a meaningful and spirited meeting. With that let us expedite the announcement, it is time to move further with the reveal.
Below is a URL which holds a clue. Do not worry my tech saavy brothers, this is a safe tiny URL as I can vouge for its authenticity. Please click on the link and follow it to its conclusion before you return here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
OK, now that you have done that, it's time for me to tell you that you've just been rickrolled and that has nothing to do with the book. However, the next link may or may not.
http://tinyurl.com/7o3sd83
Gents, I trust the lyrical tapestry of Steve Harris and Iron Maiden has adequately informed and prepared you. Now go forth post haste, as which no doubt your literature starved brains offer little alternative.
Margraff Readie McPageturner
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Haha, can't believe I just got rickrolled! Nice reveal bro! Can't wait for the read!!!
There are five very important lessons I learned from watching Rick Astley's music video in its entirety:
1. Denim jeans and a denim shirt buttoned up the whole way might be one of the coolest fashion statements known to mankind.
2. African American bartenders are superior in ever way.
3. Dancing under a bridge wearing Columbo's rain jacket looks like fun.
4. Bouncing yourself off of a chain link fence wearing a striped long sleeve t-shirt, short shots, and white gym socks might be the most homosexual thing I've ever witnessed (2:07).
5. Ok I only have four lessons.
Gents,
It has been over a month since Rick Astley revealed the subject of our next parchment, and I also sense a valuable and fleeting opportunity to assemble a near complete collection of MOP this coming weekend, before one of our own flies off to the West Siiiidee to show bone marrow transplants why they don't mess with a MOP. Therefore I suggest we hold a meeting this coming Saturday June 30th. Proper details of the meeting have not yet been established but will come in due time. But for now I wanted to set the date and confirm your availability for the 30th.
RMP
My concern is finishing the book in time for the meeting. I myself have only just begun to digest the first few chapters of this sci-fi masterpiece! Is everyone else fininshed?
I believe that the Lyons' are not heading north to PA until this Sunday. We should be in town then until Thursday. So, I'm not sure if Sunday is a possibility? Or maybe Monday? If not, I can do my best to participate as a west coast member. Warren, might be Cliff note time??
Change of plans....Saturday is back on the table. We are most likely gonna head up on Saturday. So, if it works, I should be in!
My kindle tells me I am about 80% finished so I have confidence in my ability to complete it by Saturday...with the added bonus of the content contained within the "pages" having not the possibility of being any fresher than it will be on that evening (having not even made the trip from the frontal lobe to the cortex by that point).
Did you say Kindle? I must've misread...
Seriously though, obviously that is fine with me. We are having a few people over on Saturday to watch Game of Thrones (those books are not MOP material, btw, like Tolkein on steroids). But I know we've sort of put the Skype council to bed anyway.
Still, I will there in spirit and brimming with enthusiasm for Aldous's masterpiece, cigars and intellectual stimulation. Miss you guys.
As we approach the 24 hour mark I am compelled to follow up with Lord Lloyd as to his progress on the book and the possibility of our meeting on the morrow. Otherwise we must consider other options such as Sunday, Monday, Wednesday or Thursday.
Basically I scheduled it for a weekend evening because I plan to have lots of drugs at the meeting (a-la soma) and, like the Alphas and the Betas, our altered state of mind will take us on a faraway journey. Unlike the Alphas and Betas, the day after our meeting will be characterized by lethargy and less than average cognition.
So the choice is ours and we, as a prerequisite of a MOP are flexible and adaptive. What say you?
Brother McP unfortunately it is not lightly thy I will get to finish the book, even if we had our meeting Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday. Sadly.
But I think if we're going to have a council meeting it should be tonight (Saturday). Everyone is available and wenches seem to have made plans for themselves. Plus I plan to smoke bath salts during the meeting and that won't fly on a school night!
Tonight it is boys. Meet at my place at 7pm. Dinner and libations will be served
Sounds like a good time. Wish I was there, gents. Stay cool...literally, because figuratively there was never a doubt.
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