The Chosen Words; Unscrambled and Revealed

Seekers of The Truth in the Written Word;

Prepare your minds for a healthy dose of reading. Our next book discussion will be during our week at da beach.Plan to carve out some special time to enrich our manly souls and languish in goodhearted nature and tomfoolery that is reserved but for our kind. I have no plan other than cheez-its.

"Do you want to play a game?"Don't look for this blog note to reveal the book or author.

The title and author of this 29 year old heralded novel lies buried, scrambled under your feet.
You will have to dig it up like the literary treasure of prose it surly is. No metal detector will be able to locate this script. The map to your treasure is buried on your property. Your sense of anticipation and discovery will accumulate as does the dirt under your fingernails as you search for the written word. Seekers, what your hands will soon find will require your keen minds to reveal. Truth lies hidden.... but is always within our grasp.

You will require clues to this discovery. The exact location of your buried treasure is described individually below.

You have three clues:
(1)  "Tis an out of season Tale to be discovered;
(2) Mark... my words;
(3) Search due north seekers; turn your jaw to face the coming Winter's chill

Declaration of Advance Meeting Notice:  Due to the length of this book, nearly 700 count'em pages, our book review at the beach will encompass about half of this great transcript; i will plan a follow-up meeting to complete the book review at a later date. This will net us more meetings and more reading and ample time to complete the book for thoughtful review.

Readie McPageturner - dig one yard due north from the light pole in your front yard.
Count Lapiz Von Pluma - It is buried due north one yard from the fire pit down by the river.
Lord Lloyd De Papel - dig 1 yard due north from the telephone pole along the fence in your back yard.
Danny Love - walk off the elevator to the 7th floor, rooftop terrace; proceed north for 20 steps; dig at your feet.
Master Lieb Schmear - Dig 1 yard due north from the last loose brick on the edge of your ground cover.

Now go forth ye Seekers of the Written Word with your ample codpiece in hand.

A wonderful truth awaits your discovery.

In the moment I am,
Pompous de la Pundit


  

MOP Firearm

I came across this rifle on one my favourite websites uncrate.com. Seems perfect for the MOP! It features a unique design that allows the receiver and the barrel to fit inside the impact-resistant, waterproof stock - perfect for hiding away until needed! It's a semi-automatic firearm that sports an 8-round .22 LR magazine - great for shooting targets, beer bottles, and whatever small animal that happens to be in the area at the time of assembly! Here's a link to the website for photos and video. Enjoy.

If we each chip in $45 this puppy is ours. I wonder if it would fit in the MOP box!