That not so subtle nudge from Master Lieb leaves me in total agreement and compounds the regret already weighing on the id to my super ego. The MOP are not ones for excuses, nor am I one to further compromise an already inglorious standing amongst my brethren by grovelling for acceptance. Nor do I feel it appropriate, after the subtle build up and implied promise of an unrivalled book reveal followed by the subsequent inactivity and eventual deflation of all expectations, that I delay the announcement for any such elaborate unveiling and further stress the good graces which have already tested beyond my intent.
Therefore I present to you that prize which has been promised without the expected and likely yearned for journey. Our next parchment will be revealed by these clues three:
- A different book, but one with with the same name minus the definite article in front, was turned into a movie in 2012
- The setting is Alaska, and perhaps the words “danger danger UXB” may be uttered by the protagonist.
- An 8th grade earth science teacher and a librarian might call this book “The Cirrus Almanac”
Once you, no doubt quickly with your superior intellect, arrive at the Amazon.com page of that for which you have so long yearned, send a message via baloon or your US carrier network of choice to confirm your suspicions.
As for the meeting, might I suggest Black Friday as a potential date. Although I understand that gives us less time to read the book than it took to reveal it, it is hard to forego the opportunity to meet in person with our Western brethren while we all share in some other unrelated activities with coxcombs, among others. Regardless of the suitability of such a date, I urge you to acquire the parchment post haste so we as an organization can begin to make up the ground that this humble man has let slide for far too long.
Yours in enlightenment,
Margraff Readie McPageturner
